fuck the internet, im not on it.
offline -- system shock.
get real. no cable.
stay in. im single player.
MIKE AND CRAIG cant get online
they're stuck on windows 95, and
how they gonna send you pics of their floppy disks no disk drive?
on your PC screenshots of their shit are your desktop.
amassed their fortune from aol stock,
6 phonelines --
don't disconnect.
fuck the net i dont wanna be on it,
world wide web, man
cant stay off it.
nice car. nice teeth. pretty girl in the front seat.
palm trees. dont you dare wish you were me.
Look like shit, feel like shit
and i wanna go home.
friday night, show time.
never leave this room.
anybody else miss 1995?
or maybe it's just me.
got chatroom-culture shock;
LOL-hypertextholic.
beige box god im a chronophobic.
you dont live in interesting times,
kill yourself for infinite lives,
NO mercy owed; NO mercy given,
game's not over til you win it.
I want your URLs: send me your shit so i can visit it.
Three letters: IRL
it only exists if you tune in,
Turn on, drop out,
install, log on AOL.
get set, sign on,
destroy, you've got mail.
unpause, reset,
molest, burn in hell.
FUCK the internet;
hope it folds.